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I saw a headline "Chicago Welcomes Syrian Families" but read it as "Chicago Welcomes Sylvanian Families".

Apparently @DataHawk is bacon a cake.

I have a fascination with warning signs, here's one I haven't seen before: "The Drowning Machine"

I'll have a virgin Caesar please, hold the tomato juice.

So, pretty soon: #NotThatImCurrentlyCool

Shut up and take my money! http://news.livedoor.com/lite/article_detail/10812164/

♫ Naga baby, I'll slip some tasty rats 'neath the tree... For thee. ♫

We thought he was a goner but the cat came back.

Hey, that's awesome! I usually about the risk that I might actually have to taste my beer!

No words. My words have failed me.

I finally figured out who Martin Shkreli reminds me of. Grima Wormtongue from LOTR.

New refrigerator arrived. It looked sleek & modern for about an hour. Now it looks like it's owned by well, us.

I kind of want this guy, though.
(Actaeon?)

If an appliance store greets me with advice on how to live a joyous life, it's probably outside my price range.

Behold the Keurig Kold! For $369 it lets you make your own soda at home, for just over a dollar per 8oz serving!

"The Woodland Creature": Rye, Amaretto, Fernet, Cherry Bark Bitters. Not bad, but tastes like "Fernet & Friends".

Happy Thanksgiving, Canada! Enjoy! :)

@Tincrash - If you're not already aware of these, they seem relevant to your interests:

Eddie Money looks kind of like an aging Weasely.

HIIIIII @DATAHAWK

Same story, radically different spins. What do those jerks at UPI have against raccoons?

Does anyone else have a hard time believing Miss Piggy's arms are that skinny? This has got to be photoshopped.

"Sorry, I couldn't find that."

Siri's reply (well, one of them) when asked about today's Apple event:

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