Look the classroom assistant at Isabel's school made her a bracelet.  buzzzt FAIL!
Yes Sir, we will take good care of your BMW! (local body shop near my office)
I've just found an iPhone app for £499.99 can anyone beat that?
Who wants to see a close up of Jordan's flange?
If you missed my #xfactor prediction earlier, it's Danyl going home tonight. I'm always right
@DanniiMinogue Vote Stacey!
. @Schofe Button injured in F1 incident!!!
Before Mr Cadbury made chocolate he used to give blowies to business men for a shilling as this statue shows
Ha ha chaps, I got a kiss from both @Beverleyknight & @suziperry - here they are with Isabel
Could SkyNews have picked a better picture for this story than the pose that @Schwarzenegger is in! lol
What a nice game for kids
trying again: I bought myself a new coffee mug today. I think @Jason_Manford should get one too
Just told this woman she had a nice ass and she said I could ride it for £2, slag
Hmmm, just the fish and the chips for me please
@Jason_Manford good night
@ClaudiaWinkle my daughter, Isabel, and I finally got to play with one of these last week :-)
Slow Loris meets Isabel (took some talking to arrange this)
Isabel scored big at the motorway services, 4 soft toys a ball and this beauty all for £4

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