Don't Make a Fuss About Valentine's DayBackgroundMy dearest wife is always going on and on and ON about NOT making afuss over her on Valentine's Day. She repeats that it's the thought thatcounts.Well, 

Don't Make a Fuss About Valentine's Day
Background
My dearest wife is always going on and on and ON about NOT making a
fuss over her on Valentine's Day. She repeats that it's the thought that
counts.
Well, I put a lot of thought into the gifts from previous February 14ths but
she didn't quite take to any of them like I assumed she would. Here's my
list - see what you think:
Brand new mop and bucket.
I was thinking it would be fun to see what colour the floor was
because I couldn't remember.
Romantic dinner at fast food restaurant.
I was thinking that she might like to go inside for a change instead of
fetching dinner at the drive through.
Chocolates left-over from last year's candy box.
I was thinking of how proud she'd be of me for not wasting food. She's been
nagging me for years to recycle.
Midnight moped ride through the park.
I was thinking that I'm getting too old to be peddling on the bike.
Dozen roses printed on high quality photo paper. One of my favourites this
-
I was thinking these would last a lifetime instead of just a week.
45 second back massage.
I was thinking any longer and she might think I was interested in something
else.
Windows 7
I was thinking how proud she would be to be a part of the technology
crowd.