Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. 

@katyperry @itunesmusic a golden goose for u also, read my book and if u don't turn to truism hindu , all money will b refunded

Colbie Caillat Ellie Goulding
Funny Duck Story
Alan is driving a pick-up truck along the road with a flock of ducks in the
back. He is stopped by a zealous police officer who informs Alan that he is
speeding and then asks him where he's going with all the ducks. Alan
replies that he is not sure what to do with them. The policeman tells him
helpfully, 'Look, Marwell Zoo is not far from here and that's a good place as
any to take them.' Alan thanks the police officer and drives off with his
ducks.
The next day the officer again sees the same pick-up truck hurtling down
the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are wearing
sunglasses. The officer pulls Alan over again and growls, 'I thought I told
you to take those ducks to the zoo.'
'I did,' responded Alan happily, 'but now they want to go to Southsea beach.'

Ellie Goulding
Good Duck Joke
Billy, the travelling circus owner, walked into a bar to see everyone crowded
around a table watching a show.
On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. Billy
was so impressed that he offered immediately to buy the duck from its
owner. After some negotiations, they settled on a figure of $20,000 for the
duck and the pot.
Four days later the circus owner, Billy, runs back to the bar in anger and
shouts, 'Your duck is a rip off! I put him on the pot before a whole
audience, and he didn't dance a single step.'
'So?' asked the ducks former owner calmly, 'did you remember to light the
candle under the pot?'

@ashleytisdale that's not guilty pleasure its tabbo attached by presist, guilty pleasure wud b eating barbique, imagine if there were butcher house for human meat, and that wud hav been perfectly normal to ask for a kg of human meat for babique, u wudnt feel guilty, lik if some one asked what u eat today, nothing much grillded human meat

Ellie Goulding it means team edshreen and elliegolding , pat on both back, good job

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