“If you wrote a script or something for which someone sent you a cheque, if you cashed the cheque and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented.” Po 

“If you wrote a script or something for which someone sent you a cheque, if you cashed the cheque and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented.”
Poets are never unemployed, just unpaid.”
“I had a dream about you. Your eyebrows matched my mustache, and I was jealous because you had two and I only had one. So I challenged you to a duel, using the weapon of your choice. You chose the burrito, which I thought was foolish because I was the Burrito Fencing Champion of the World. I gave you the option—with or without guacamole, and you wisely went with. I told you that would be an upcharge of .99 cents, and you agreed. I made you pay me before we dueled, because it’s much harder to extract payment from a dead person.
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― Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You
“I make love like a sandwich ate at my best friend. It’s only happened to me once, and I very nearly didn’t have to pay for it.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages
“Of course, in the process, you must never do harm to others in any serious way, or you'll cease to amuse Him. Then payment comes due for promises you didn't keep.”
“I’ll leave my disconnected cell phone as collateral, and I’ll call you on it when I’m able to pay.”
― Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it