I'm telling my story so people like me know they're not alone: I use chip clips. 

Sarah Silverman Buzz, I heard more funny shite come out of a drooling crack head

Sarah Silverman more like roach clips,

Sarah Silverman Yeah & it was your mom & your aunts that made it smell that way! I had to buy all new carpeting. Fishtaco! The smells of the bedroom rodeo will never hold the same meaning for me again. c ... "c" means that you can't take my funny ass statements & spin them into some crazy-sounding & obsessive non-sensical vomit of typos & neurosis. There's a padded room for you son, just a phone call away. Say hello to your mother & your aunts for me. Oh & she told me about your, "dillema." I heard that sometimes it'll drop down from the body & look normal size after you lose your virginity... You know not the way that you did, but the other way.

Sarah Silverman must be some small balls on your clips,,Daneil,, David,, if I was a girl I wouldn't blow you with a ten foot pole,, that's lame,, Buzz, your apt must smell like bad tuney how nice,,

Sarah Silverman Why be ashamed of a plug - I plug tampons on my page because it was the only company that would let me.

Sarah Silverman you got more clips than chips,,

Sarah Silverman after three,, past the cheese wiz

Sarah Silverman This beautiful story and Awaqaah

My balls use CHIP CLIPS! OWW!

Sarah Silverman : I think your awesome, and I care about your feelings : )

Obviously Sarah has a copy of BDSM For The Modern Jew. Chapter 1 page 8 paragraph 3: In order to throw off relatives and friends you can substitute nipple clamps by using Chip Clips! Oh the pain the new man in Sarah's life would have to endure and there I stand 1st in line resume in hand

I'd wish i was as abstemious as Sarah Silverman , but i'm sorry i have to say i don't have any use for chips clips, bags get cleaned out every time...!

Sarah Silverman not trying to be like an asshole, I've just kinda noticed it, but chip clips are a big jewish household thing. haha

Sarah Silverman dialectics....

Sarah Silverman that's so deep...

Sarah Silverman haha! I love the little one!