I can’t believe no one is pointing out the cameo in @HarrisonMooney’s breathtaking video.
I have seen heaven and it is the poutine dog. (cc: @jessespector)
Let's place bets on how long this takes? Also anyone in the market for a loaded MacBook Pro?
Awareness ribbons have gone too far.
Not sure what happened here but I think @MayorBurnsy just beat up @TomFornelli
What the fuck is this shit, Apple? Do you know how much joy I get from scratching the silver off? #thefuturesucks
I don't think that was the response she was looking for.
I'm looking forward to months of hard hitting emails like this from the @BuffaloSabres now that there's no hockey.
@seangentille look at these dogs tired from hiking who just want to lay on the couch & watch hockey. #bettmanhatesdogs
Bacon mozzarella sticks? The size of my fist? Sure.
Glad to see AJ McClean is back to enjoying life and the Cowboys.
Went to Tonopah, NV and all I got was this ridiculously awesome @DeathValleyNPS poster. #youjellin'
This was full price. And the only non Blackhawks jersey at Sports Authority. #thrashersforever
What is this, Alabama?
This is the best twitter bio I’ve seen.
Excellent motto Alabama but I don’t think the asterisk on the back was appropriate. #butnotyourswomengaysandblacks
Accidentally stumbled into @MrButterChicken’s place of business in Middle of Nowhere, Ohio.
So this happened at Mumford & Sons the other night. #trucknutz
I spent $1.09 on one pack of candles at @MichaelsStores in NYC the other day. This is the receipt they gave me.
@Ginger_Zee about to drive through that, I think this lady is going to regret going topless. And yes, that's a dog.
Love that this family thinks that their oldest daughter is kinda slutty.
Highly accurate that @weatherchannel is. #30minsofnonstoplightning
@treykerby I also found a poster celebrating the Grizz's first season in town featuring Justin Timberlake.

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Matt Johnson

Shortsville, NY

I live in a van down by the river, and the National Park and the lake and the cities. I dabble in design and photography and sell tshirts

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