Nice. (Though you're going to be really disappointed.)
Damn.
@jessespector LOL
This is getting a rost out of my bratwurst.
.@AnthraxJones @ChuckCJohnson I think I'm getting his email now.
Never change Boston fans. Never change.
Forgot to put beer in my car for a post snowshoeing beer so I guess I'll have to go with this beer.
@unmatchedsock @jessespector @firstheart42 @this_juncture gonna have to be little more specific when you say avocado
Obtained the Pinterest board of… obtained the Pinterest board of… 

That’s some deep investigative journalism.
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS DONUT!!!
Me right now
.@MauryCompson @jasonwells1982 sad. He was really good at it.
These are drunk tweets. Spelling. Phrasing. Drunk tweets. @ChuckCJohnson is a drunk with no soul.
Sneak preview of Christmas Day when my sister's 9 pound dog gets a 6 pound toy to check on. Tune in then!
Whatd you do all day? Not much just molded the word "than" around a buffalo penis. A preview of the next #Bills shirt
@nickelcity #berlsmerfia
Dogs are weirdly adorable.
Amazed the President would single out an individual like that but for once we can all honestly say thanks Obama!
Still the best line on @jtbourne’s wiki page.
Who knew all it took to hate a corgi was to dress him up as Terry Richardson?
.@BrianPHickey best comment so far on http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Abducted-Woman-Found-Alive-in-Maryland-Police-Source-281698261.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_PHBrand
Kyle Orton should be your favorite quarterback, internet.
Puppy with ball > base with ball.
CUTEST PUPPY PLAY TIME!!!!!!!

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Shortsville, NY

I live in a van down by the river, and the National Park and the lake and the cities. I dabble in design and photography and sell tshirts

web www.twoeightnine.com

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