Who wants this Kenmore stainless Steele gas range? Minor dent on top.
Wal-Mart: Which rule are you suggesting boys posses? Idiots.
@HeatherLeony True dat!!
There's a mouse in my tempura!
New Fridge! No more dents and broken drawers.
Damn, my man is Brawny®.
#wovember
This new heated iPad holder is so cute.
Little Wyatt mocking me an my twitter avatar:
Denver is so amazing right now! 75℉ Beautiful.
Quietly Reflecting. Location: http://j.mp/a3DZlM
I brought the extra-loud Sun Chips, in case some baby starts crying. #noisecancellingdevice
McNuzzlin. Kickin it.
Got my new bumper-sticker in the mail!
@NicoleSullivan It's coming your way fast! Look West.
You just can't get more comfortable than this.
I always pre-wash all the dishes. #gogreen #cutedog #toomanyhashtags #justinbeiber
Lounging. You can tell by my lounging-uniform.
Might have gone a little overboard with the cheese...
New Shoes! I bet you never guess the style...
@ClaystationX Lame! That's not purple enough. This is how to wear purple:
Brian, casually slips his favored sauce ever so slightly out of sight.  A master at deception.
Brian, casually slips his favored sauce ever so slightly out of sight.  A master at deception.
Yes, that's a young black man crocheting himself something warm on my bus. I will never prejudge knitting again.

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