I wanna throw a bunch of sex toys in this donation box for a vine but I don't have a bunch of sex toys.
I'm Vine famous now. Blow me.
The cool thing about working with Mexicans is they'll make a mess on your station then just fucking leave it.
You know about this?
@stevezaragoza @MATTHEWBOMAN Movie night?
@hello_baphomet
The cashier at Best Buy is definitely gonna look at me weird.
Facebook doesn't "get" us. Losers.
@SARAHakaANDY @lockah
@Ilovelamp1979 Of course.
If I win the Powerball tonight this is the dog I'm getting. And a mini goat for @wannabedonnac.
If I win the Powerball tonight this is the dog I'm getting. And a mini goat for @wannabedonnac.
@Madddicakes
@marksnatchko Gross as fuck.
@AshHollywood I see what you did there.
@CoffeemanChad Just got these in your honor.
I don't know this women but she's gonna be taking a shit in Washington D.C. in about 90 minutes. #McDonalds
@SARAHakaANDY @misshapemistake Are these too long? I stopped biting a couple months ago.
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON!
@AImostDead
@SniffMyPickle Pics or it didn't happen
@SniffMyPickle

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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.

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