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@FISHLIPSLORENZO @Pussy_Wrecker @cockscab
Snack Packs & food stamps.
Electric cars powering up reminds me of gay sex.
#Cumming
@crazylikeanox @AImostDead Indeed.
@evan_breen @xNastyNedx I saw one that said vaginas a few days ago.
@HammerFist3 It's 1995.
.@RalphsGrocery These people should die. THOSE AREN'T YOURS TO TAKE!!!
@AndyMilonakis Did someone say Soul Plane?
Take the fucking thing off, you look retarded.
@SniffMyPickle @BluntSharpness Southern teens are so fucking hot.
Met this little girl at the bar the other night. She accepted my fb friend request but never texted me back to hang. I really wanted to fuck her so bad. Fucking teases.
People on Vine didn't like my Kurt Cobain video :(
@oopsisaidnigga My Popsicle shirt is better prolly
Good thing McDonald's was closed. Or I never would have saw Lori Beth Denberg at In-N-Out at midnight on a Tuesday.
@Ginlicker @Syncophant
@HammerFist3 Had corn dogs at work the other day.
I hate when people put the divider between basically nothing. Fucking relax.
@www_R_
@crazylikeanox I'm a fan of his work.
@BrittanyFurlan Yeah, 1991 was shit.
This was my first tweet. I kind of fucking hate myself right now. And you should too. #ThisIsMySuicideNote

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Shitsburgh, PA

You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.

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