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You guys I'm over the moon. This only happens in fairy tales. The answer to my dreams came to me in email: OLD BALLS.
Yesterday I got mauled by a Maltese at work. Now it kinda stings. WARNING: GRAPHIC.
What a douche @JGMD2020 is in his ‘cool kid’ Abercrombie shirt. He thinks the rest of us are fat & unattractive.
I think I’m drinking straight blue agave tequila now. I just took a sip & my lips went numb. Holy shit.
“It’s a beautiful night for a ball game! Lets play two!”
Doing unspeakable things to this ice cream right now.
I didn’t get carded. I always get carded. This can’t be the beginning if the end. Ho Garden. #hogarden
Drinking. A beer, of all things. I should go set up an account on UnTappd while I’m watching hell freeze over.
So there was a giant scab on my hand & I scratched it & it violently ripped off & now I think I'm bleeding out. Help.
@HotDogShowers Ha! Sadly enough, I own it. Hell I've even played it with black people.
My noncolored pets are shunning the colored one. They say it comes from the parents but I didn’t raise them that way.
I don’t usually like to get all girly & romantic on you guys but this is a love that is oh so wrong, yet oh so right…
Why did this song about my old job come on as I’m writing a blog about my new job? DON’T KEEP ME IN THE PAST PANDORA.
Booyah! #swag
Unlimited Concessions = Me Working Out All Day Tomorrow
I’m in. I’m official! Glad I came…
I just want it to start! #42Movie
Fungi*Nail? More like Funki*Nail! Am I right? Cuz fungus is gross…?
In honor of #NationalSiblingDay here’s a pic of me with mine. I’m the old one with the shining vagina.
This is my husband in a nutshell. Nirvana. Orange soda. iToys. His recliner. He’s a dark & simple man, that @JGMD2020
Why do I always feel like such a doormat? Why do I always feel this weird pressure on my legs?
Million Dollar Idea: Doggy Mustache Wax.
I made this curry chicken fruit salad. FROM SCRATCH. Took an hour so it must be shown off but I’m not into #foodporn.
@WBKnoblock Mine's getting down with the electronics too. They are almost identical!

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