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YOU GUYS I FINALLY FOUND BLACK TWITTER!!
I’m back in! LEGOS!!
I’m at LegoLand & there’s a fire & we were evacuated & now I’m standing on a corner w/a million kids. WTF.
So...addicted. Must...be...number...one... It's...pretty...much...my....biopic...
Today's my baby's birthday (that I made up, so I NEVER FORGET) Happy 5th year on Earth, Mr. Duke Ellington. My love.
This is my “I hate hospitals why can’t I have a cigarette” face.
Truthful Tuesday: I get super excited by these @QuizUp trophies and it gives me a vastly over-inflated sense of self.
@shimmala yes thank God. Happened right out my window and I didn’t even hear it. Totaled my husband’s car too.
The cops just called. A drunk driver mowed down every car parked on my street. I am yet again fucked. I’m dying here.
Obligatory National Dog Day Tweet: My Boys
No I don’t act like a crazy dog lady, even at the bar.
My memory was jogged by my last RT of @Jake_Vig talking about 'Fear'. I don't want anything until I have this shirt:
Where can I get one of those bullet bras they had and wore in the '50s? I want my shit to be like fucking torpedoes.
@blacksab67 It's true. Sorry about your luck bro...
@kdn13 Tell your boys to stop hitting our boys! Four pitchers?
This doesn't even look like America. Nice going, Ferguson. This is why STL can't have nice things you rabble rousers.
When I moved here my stepdad had me live on a high floor so shots from outside wouldn't get me. Smart man. Pic of it:
In KC? Coming to #firstfriday @KCCrossroads? Come to this! One of the artists is special as I came out of her vagina.
Here’s what happens when the president can’t get some motherfucking coleslaw to go with his sandwich…it’s not pretty.
It’s true. If Obama went to a better BBQ place in KC that wouldn’t have happened. #slawbama
No big deal. Not humble bragging (much). If you think you can beat me, go for the challenge…
Some of you may’ve seen this but DAMN does this baby has the weight o the world in his eyes…that’s a baby I can love.
Dear Lord, Please help me not shit myself, throw up or have a bout of nervous laughter through this. Thnx.
YAY. This morning my world was over but I have a new TV and now all is right with the world.

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