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Thank god for technology! I've been doing all the math myself, like a sucker.
Sorry. I don't have any change, sir.
If ur so fat u need a special handle on ur foot scraper just to reach ur feet, the problem isn't ur feet.
Wait, minus 2 because this was listed as a sandwich. It is not. So, a 1.
How pretty is this albino moth that was next to the door when we left for dinner? It looks painted.
How is blocking off 680 going to prove Obama's a liar, hm protesters?
My wedding shoes arrived! What's the verdict, everyone?
Definitely hiking here again! How could we not?
Look at this shot I got of a butterfly! Camera phones are amazing now.
Saw some crazy things on our hike today! Like this weird stump...
Soooo... This is fun.
At The Beach Chalet for some grubbin! Love this view.
At The Beach Chalet for some grubbin! Love this view.
Also, my bagel looks lie my dad. No joke.
So silver Uggs, lace tights, a black skirt, & a purple lumberjack top. THAT'S your fit? Really?
Also ironic: This guy glared at me for looking at his weird ass car. Why drive 1 if you don't want the attention?
Also ironic: This guy glared at me for looking at his weird ass car. Why drive 1 if you don't want the attention?
Ironic: Had to buy a 1ft x 1.5ft x 2.5ft makeup bag to fit all my goodies in, yet I haven't worn makeup in a week.
Attention Bert Diamond! I found your herpes meds & antifungal dick cream in the Longs parking lot. Get at me.
Look what @graphicphantom made me! Aww thanks babe. It can be the intro/outro shot for my Comedy Central special.
No wonder @graphicphantom looks so confused. Sit down while you're on the computer, you caveman!
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