Who moves with a shopping cart? I thought the only ppl who used them for belongings didn't HAVE places to move to.
"Hey ladies, need a ride?"
The guy on front of us is buying a neck pillow & a 40. I don't think I wanna know what he has planned.
Either this is the most careless handwriting ever, or this inhaler expired 21 years ago.
Separating the stuff we want from the stuff we're getting rid of. So far, this is the keep pile.
Packing our kitchen stuff & discovered I can fill an entire XXXL shopping bag with just my tea. I REALLY like tea.
Love the print on the bottom of my dress today! Kind of looks like a sari. What do you think?
I think @graphicphantom needs to put his hat back on, no?
WAY safe, dude. Waaaaay safe. Dad of the year right here, folks.
And she's looking at ME like I'M the weird one.
Who knew cat toys could have Russian accents?
.@graphicphantom is watching himself dance in the security camera, totally disregarding the fact he's in a bank.
Mi drink es en fuego!

(No I don't know the word for drink in Spanish. Do you? Exactly.)
When stores start putting up "Leggo our Eggos" signs, it's time to step your toaster waffle game up, Eggo!
THE LICENSE PLATE OF THE TRUCK IN FRONT OF ME FLEW OFF, HIT MY FUCKING WINDOW, & LEFT A 6" SCRATCH! SERIOUSLY?!
If it's not useable, then why isn't it just a wall?
Weird bottle cap of the day:
Why the FUCK is this zoo creature a model?!
Weirdest bottle cap ever.
Who the fuck repaves major street at 9pm on a Friday?! Were my new neighbors in charge of this?
Awww how cute is baby Johnny? (not mine)
My cat really needs to clean off his desk.
Of all the quotes in this news piece, why choose THIS one to feature?
Bitch, you don't know any Chinese food names AND you got an attitude? GET THE EFF OUTTA THE FAST CHINESE FOOD BIZ!

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