Well it's official.  I have walking pneumonia.
Thank you @DannFreeman for the Nintendo64 & for not murdering us!
♬ 'You Are My Face' - Wilco ♪
Telephone wires seem too old timey to still be around 
#someonedosomething
Piled my laundry onto my dog & he just stood there & took it. What an asshole.
  @daxshepard1 did you know your picture is hanging at the 101? Such a hopeful boy!
  @daxshepard1 did you know your picture is hanging at the 101? Such a hopeful boy!
This Yom Kippur brunch was a disaster
#Baconswastika
Nice pussy lips, Mork.
This made my heart soar for some reason. (not sore)
One of my fingers is turning yellow.  Does anyone know what that means?
hey! thank Charlotte for the awesome sweater!! You guys are so sweetxo
R.I.P.  @TheSteveAgee
Going to the @machete premiere in old, unseemly, sensible shoes.
Did you get my picture text the other day? Asking if you're cool w this on my wall:
"THE MAKING OF"
@thesulk 's last tweet
Neat!  A sign for my asshole!
She DOES?
Does anyone know why my app store acct has suddenly been "disabled?" not sure what to do or how to fix
D @ev  @TheStevenWeber is the real steven weber- I'm eating lunch w him right now- can he get verified?
This is Shortie
A little girl's love of music (but not of spelling.)
Look who decided to come to Toronto and rub his britishiness in all our faces -@jimmycarr !
Thinking of you

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