The back pocket of Steve, our producer. These pants couldn't be gayer with a hole drilled in the back.
The same ruler I measure my cock with. A FOOT INTO THE SCREEN. Lost is fucking terrible this year.
What a fucking JOKE. This is a FOOT into the screen! I have never been so disgusted with a network.
Such a handsome couple! You'd never know we were seperated by 24 years and $300 million.
A man attempting to strangle S.E. Cupp on the set of Red Eye. We are sitting a foot back from the table.
Brock Lesnar holding a sick kid for Make-A-Wish.
I am the kiss of death for this poor bastard at UFC events. All he needed was Bob Kelly backstage again.
A couple of real men showing each other some mutual respect.
Waiting for UFC to start. PHENOMENAL seats. Dana fucking rules
My new look. Someone's trying too hard!
Poor Sandra Bullock, seen here at happier times with new beau, Oscar nominee Bugeyes McPellicanneck.
Erock's sneaker-spats. What an ass.
The brilliant funny Pat Cooper with a fanboy.
Club Soda Kenny, looking like Jamie Lee Curtis, taking an Activia shit in his trousers.
I sat behind this zilch on a cross country flight. I was OBSESSED with the idea of licking his head.
As you requested- Kenny at dinner. The lack-of-iPhone-flash finally pays off.
Corey Feldman and Corey Haim, holding a bag of shit.
Francine's ass. In clothes. Unfortunately
Francine in studio. She's out of her fucking mind.
What's more fun than making a stroke- face during your new passport photo?
On the set of Red Eye with Bill's shoes. They were white until I shit on them.
Just landed in Cleveland. About to fuck my opening act, Lenny Marcus, in the dumper.
I Am Ozzy- # 4 on the NY Times Bestseller list. (same as Happy Endings once was). Coincidence? Yes.
I the 41 years I've been alive, this woman has the worst ass I've ever seen.

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