Paging Treacher Collins, paging Treacher Collins, you're needed in Dr. Kevorkian's office.
Enjoying a pensive moment in the hotel lobby. I love to spoil moments like these by loudly shitting my pants.
On the set of Red Eye. Greg should be stalking someone with his van in these glasses.
I completely forgot I am in The New York Times today (page B5). Not surprising none of my fans noticed...
Anthony Cumia's deliscious camel toe. Ole' catcher's mitt cock.
Sean, our not-gay intern.
My liitle feetsies.
Me in my hoody-footy snuggle suit. I appear to have a rod, although I don't.
Roy Jones Jr. looks like he's holding up a pale, fat fish he caught. I should be executed.
The great Roy Jones Jr. Very soft-spoken, nice guy (unless he is beating the shit out of you).
Bill Schulz's sneakers are ENVIOUS on the set of Red Eye. Get it? A green joke! I am the proverbial hoot.
This is the SHITTY back up camera in my BMW. This couldn't be right. I feel like David Patterson.
Ron the lawyer in studio.
Ozzy and Piggy-Boy sharing laugh. I need to rededicate myself to the gym. Jim needs the gym! HAHA. LOL.
Ozzy was great today. Some people may think I look starstruck and gay on this photo, I would disagree.
A handsome boy who just finished an AMAZING book while shitting. I AM OZZY is fucking hilarious.
Looking coyly over a gold- plated rose.
Bob Kelly's crotch. He should be shot.  Lady Gaga has a bigger bulge.
At Red Eye, where Bill's socks have been stolen. Luckily, a pair of Lady Gaga's stockings was available.
On the set of Red Eye, where Greg Gutfeld apparently irons his suits by backing over them with a tank.
The beautiful Sandra Bullock and her new best friend, Fatty McUglyfatneck.
Just did a photo shoot with these models for Thursday's NY Post. I'm an unphotogenic mush.
Trivia question- am I sitting next to Club Soda Kenny on the plane or Nurse Ratched? Nice socks, bitch.
I want to run down every corridor on this mall screaming with my cock out.

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