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My favorite two paragraphs in any book ever.
Yes, cashier, I AM cleaning up a crime scene. And then eating ice cream when I'm done.
I text this to @someguy9 today and he ignored me. Ignored MySpace DuckFace - how dare.
Honestly the only thing left to do here is post a crazy 5am bedbead MySpace pic. My work is done. You're welcome?
LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT WITH SOME STORE CREDIT AT HASTINGS!
@veelicious sigh. I miss my baby boy!
FEEL MY PAIN
Now he's panting in my ear. I'm sleeping with a predator.
And now he's annoyed at the paparazzi.
Baby I'm home!
Other new years resolution: journal more. Even if just short snippets.
Birthday present from @lauraltiffany just in time for my new years resolution: drink more bourbon!
On a road like this you have to speed up or move out the way.
Bless you person who invented the car radio.
Fatty fatty 2x4. I'm slimming down in 2012. Ate my last Mexican pink cookie at 11:56. I was cutting it close.
30 seconds of sounds in the valley. It's a blitzkrieg. Happy New Year fucking crazy ass Mexicans.
@BronKairuz free manicures in August! For you too @crayg.
Now it's like the kid from Chernowitz, yeah I remember him. I had a crush on him.
30 seconds of several conversations taking place in one house #family #mexicans
30 seconds of sounds at my parent's house.
Merry Christmas to me!
But then they get you with cuteness and your head explodes.
Actually I got this, haha!
Niece 1's ear muffs reveal a love of princesses. But wait, the other side does in fact reveal an attempted sabotage.

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